Inappropriate texts

Well there is my hook, I imagine you were thinking a nice bit of filth, for this time in the morning!  Erm, nope, sorry to disappoint, but at 11' o clock last night finally dropping off to sleep and my neighbour decides to text me.  An emergency perhaps?.. someone died?  No – Will you go and put something in my fridge, wtf! 

If you have ever bothered looking at the times of some of my posts or actually listened to my moans, I am sure you may notice that I struggle with sleep – a lot! and unless she has some major body part lying around the house that is about to go off, I can’t see what the problem is. 

Granted she is from SA and it can get hot but we are in England and hardly in the middle of a bloody heatwave, in fact it is sodding freezing out there. 

But, of course, now she has me, I am curious (always goes hand in hand with sleep that one, not!) what could it be; the butter, milk what the hell could she have lying around her kitchen side that while she is lying next to her boyfriend all tucked up nicely in bed makes her think that it is okay to text me, especially when she has seen me looking like a zombie on more than one occasion?

Her house freaks me out actually, there is definitely something there and I am thinking that it isn’t going to be welcoming me with open arms, in my jimmy jams at this ungodly hour and to be fair I didn’t want to find out either way.

Now I am faced with a dilemma and as a rule I pride myself in not lying, in fact I hate liars.  So, I was asleep, is that a lie?  I was actually asleep, her sodding text woke me up, volume set full blast for my alarm in the morning, which I may as well turn off now what with the fact I am just sat here typing shite at 4, well nearly 5... unable to sleep, thanks for that! 

What the fuck has she got lying on that work top that needs me to pop round so late at night.  Generally I will do anything for people as a rule, but surely there has to be a line, putting butter in the fridge for them last thing at night because they have decided to stay over at their boyfriends is just taking the piss, surely.  I mean what is the worst that could happen?  It’s not like she'd left the water running on the bath, or the heating on, I could even understand if it had been freezer at least it would have had the decency to defrost if I didn't get involved!..  but hell thanks for your wonderful text as now I am sat here at 4 o’clock, well 5 now in the morning with a guilty conscience. Unable to sleep, maybe I should text her now to say I was asleep and have only just got her text. 

Still not going around though, which has more to do with the house being freaky than anything else because I would have done it hours ago.

Note to self – stop doing things everything for people because they are beginning to tip the scales to borderline ridiculous!  What to do now hey?  Sit around twiddling my thumbs a bit, have a read, catch up on my course, the list is endless… rah! 

p.s next time you ask me to do something, life altering, and I nonchalantly say no.  Just knock on next door and thank her!

Okay I may not be sick, but you get where I was going with it, eh!